A look ahead to this weekend

I am doing the 332 miles to the 352 area Tomorrow. All you burglars and Thieves, I am out of the 305 tomorrow. Come on over and burglarize my stuff.
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Okay don't really do that. Plus I think I actually live in the 786 at least that's the prefix of my home phone, but maybe they just ran out of the 305 prefix.
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Tomorrow is a day that I will take for Me. The Next day as well, which is one of my Favorite days of the year. The Day Florida Plays LSU. I haven't missed that game in the last 16 years. Me and My friend that I have known since we were barely in our 20's, go every year. Its a motherfucking tradition is what it is. Its a thing that is consistent. Its a thing we do. We get married, we get divorced we change jobs, move to different cities and we just go. We are like NIKE, we Just Do It. I do believe if I died in September of some future year, I would resurrect, just to go to that football game.
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Sure, some work will get done as well tomorrow, I will talk with some people I need to talk with, and make some appointments and stuff. I will schedule and plan and Negotiate some things with some people. No commitments on my end if the negotiating doesn't go the way I want it to. not tomorrow anyways, A big part of negotiating is saying no, Not that I don't realize the value of compromise, but that's not what tomorrow is about. Tomorrow will be about driving up the state of Florida. It will be about Colin Cowherd talking to me through my radio. It will be about Ricky Jean Francois. Which, by the way, if they were going to make a movie about Saturday's LSU vs FLORIDA Clash, the LSU side character that talks shit prior to the game MUST be named Francois. Life is beautiful that way. That is so awesome that his name just spells Louisiana, not that it actually spells Louisiana, but that it is FRANCOIS a french ass name if ever there was one.

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Florida football players have names like Percy and Tim, Guys you might go fishing with. Brandon and Bubba, Just good old names. LSU has guys like Francois and Dinardeauxx or whatever.
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Last year we outplayed the bastards in Red Stick, but they beat us because their coach has nuts the size of basketballs.
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They ended up getting a MERCY FUCK from the College football world in the form of being the first EVER two loss team to win the National Championship. It was like they were the fat dude with Acne problems and a stutter, wearing high waters and a 3 dollar shirt with greasy hair and a scraggly beard, but right before closing, they got lucky and picked up a One Night stand that looked like Jessica Biel. My friends, that's just lucky. Last year they Won the National Championship only because everyone sucked so bad. It was like a B minus student somehow becoming Valedictorian.

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This year the Mighty Gators already had the loss to the team they should have beat. We do that every year that we win the National Championship. Proof? in 96 we lost to FSU but proved that was a fluke by kicking their ass in the Sugar Bowl. 2006 we lost to Auburn, They ended up not even winning the West that year. Losing to Ole Miss was the best thing we could have done. We have no chance of winning a National Championship with Two losses and that is our one, so the rest of the season is all about being undefeated. Its all about toughness and all about having the Karma.

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We will win on Saturday and I am pretty sure it will be close for three quarters, but then in the end we will walk away..... My prediction. Bill has a great time this weekend. He probably will drink to much and get a little silly and the Gators will prevail. 32 to 21 but it wont really be that close.

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Gainesville watch out. I am coming up their this weekend and Hell is coming with it. you hear me? Hell is coming with it...