Tuesday, October 7, 2008

a fun night that ended just a little bit worse then I would have wanted

Oh my goodness --- So tonight I am down in Fantasy football in both my leagues. I came back and won in one of the leagues. So that was awesome.
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I also came back in the other league, the varsity league as it were, The league with all the BIG money down on it. the one I call the Varsity league even though our commissioner can't even figure out how to name it, (come on Josh you can do better then the no name league, Call it the Varsity)
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The CBS fantasy sports site just calls us the "no name league". That's the one with the big Money in it, the one I have never even been in the playoffs.
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The one I want to win more then the other, not that I don't want to win both, but seriously, winning money because you know football is better when its BIG BIG money. -Winning money because of football knowledge is like SEX with THREE HOT women at the same time. Its just the bomb. I know, I have won money because of my knowledge of fantasy football, just not as much as I would like. Not that I have ever had sex with three hot women at the same time. I am not a porno star or anything , but I can imagine....--- Even though I was down by a million bajillion points to start it, I had Reggie Bush, and he is worth about million Bajillion points, even if he was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars as a college player. I always root for USC to lose, and not USC the South Carolina Team, but USC the stupid California team.
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He single handily won the J.V. league, well him and Devery Henderson, but he also did all he could in the Varsity league (I have him in both leagues) but NOOOOOOOO. on the last play of the game DREW FUCKING BREES thows a pick, which is worth one point for the VIKINGS DEFENSE and you know what? the dudes I played tonight in the big money league, they had the STUPID VIKINGS DEFENSE.
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They Probably only had that D because they were drunk when they were drafting, at the end, and they didn't want to take the penalty of having to take a shot for drafting a defense that had already been picked. All this happened way back in AUGUST, so with the LAST pick of our draft, or at least close to it, they took the stupid VIKINGS defense and low and behold along with their touchdown tonight, and that last PICK they went ahead 63 to 62. AND YES at 62 to 62 I was going to win because I had the tie breaker.
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But here is the thing. I was so fired up when Bush returned those two punts for Touchdowns and Yes I was SOOOOO into this game. I enjoyed the hell out of it.
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It was like my Marriage. for the majority of it, it was awesome being married to that woman, but then in the end, Drew Brees threw a Pick and I got divorced. Not in that order. So even though you live with the loss of it all, you still have to remember how you felt during the process and most of the process was awesome, just the ending sucked. both tonight and in my Marriage. Stupid Fantasy Football. Damn I love me some Fantasy Football.

2 comments:

Native Minnow said...

Reggie Bushed saved my week in Fantasy Football. Without those two punt return touchdowns, I'd have been in fourth place in my league instead of second. Thanks Reggie!!!

Quin Browne said...

sex with three hot women? i don't even want to try and figure that one out... but, it shows the difference between the sexes... i don't know of a woman who would want three men at a time...but, give us a day at a health spa, with one hot guy?


booya.