Monday, August 30, 2010

Game Week

It's Game week, and Urban is pointing at you "Miami of Ohio"

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Hard Knocks

Watched Hard Knocks tonight, which is without a doubt one of the best Shows of all time. -
- The Jets Special Teams Coach Mike Westhoff was ragging on a player for slacking off and he told him that he doesn't care if you've got the "Triple fucking Asian Flu" you need to get your ass down the field. -
Next Time I call in sick, I am going to tell my boss I have the "Triple fucking Asian Flu"

Monday, August 23, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010

The 2010 Dagster Billsters....

Fantasy Football draft day is one of my favorite days of the year. Its a Day of hanging out with your buddies, drinking some beers, and running your mouth. I like all three of those things and on Fantasy draft day its all three of those things going on, except its like doing it on steroids. Its a beautiful day and I love that so Much. I like my friends, I like drinking beers, and I can run my mouth with the best of em...
I franchised Purple Jesus, so you know that because of me having him on my roster I certainly have a chance. He is one of the 2 or 3 most dominant players in the League and he is a Dagster Billster. two years ago he led me to the championship game.
Just look at him with all his runningness and all his purpleness...
So obviously purple Jesus was my keeper, but then I wanted a great QB to go with him. By the time I had my first choice, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees and Peyton Manning were already picked so I took Mr wolfpack himself, a guy who played at Nc STATE under Norm Chow, at that time. He throws kind of dorky looking, but damn he throws it well. Phillip Rivers is my guy.
Look at him with all his goodness and lightning boltness.

On my next pick I took a bad ass receiver. With the guys that were available I honestly believed he was the best receiver out there. He may not be Andre Johnson, but he is a big fast receiver that plays with a chip on his shoulder. Plus he is from the Central Florida Knights and he is currently a Miami Dolphin which is one of my favorite teams. This picture is from last year as he was hurdling a Tennessee Titan while wearing 15 for the Bronco's.

A second Miami Dolphin fell to me, and he is also a badass that often runs out of the original wildcat. (NFL VERSION) I saw him play in college when he was with Auburn, and of course as a Dolphin and have followed him for years.

Here he is hurdling a Buffalo Bill defender. I love that the Dolphins have the Bills on their schedule twice.
I also picked up one of the most Dominant players in College Football History. He has had a decent career in the NFL, and always looks like he is just on the verge of dominating the NFL as well, and maybe this year he will: "Reggie, let me give my Heisman Trophy back because I cheated in College, but now I have been making it with Kim freaking Kardashian. who is certainly super hot so I have that going for me"
I picked up another saint as well, Studley ass Jeremy Shockey who will just flat out run over some defensive backs, I love his demeanor and attitude.

Here he is making out with two hot chicks at the same time, you know why he gets to do that? because he is big and fast, rich and famous, Chicks dig that, at least the part about being Rich and famous.

Got me a kicker from a good team in the New England Patriots, who has some serious Eye Brows, plus a super hot wife.
Here are some of the others:

Jabar Gaffney, Santonio Holmes, Dez Bryant, Jermichael Finley and Joseph Addai.

Oh yes, one more thing, I took a flier because it is a keeper league. I took my man who may be the next John Elway with the last pick of the draft, and yes they did call me a homer.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

RIP Johnny...

Just found out an acquaintance of mine died. He was just a guy I knew. We used to hang out on most Thursday Nights during the football season when I lived in Gainesville. he was a member of the Fighting Gator Touchdown club, just like I was. - I knew he was an ex-Cop, and that he was retired. I knew he loved the Gators, just like me.
The way he carried himself, with kind of an attitude, was something I related to and liked about him. I would talk to him and tell him some bullshit, and then he would tell me some bullshit back. -- We weren't friends in the sense that we didn't even have each others phone numbers, nor did we hang out, other than those Thursday Nights for a few minutes, but we knew each other from that club, I had always assumed he was about 55 years old. Turns out he was 67 when he died last week from Cancer. He certainly looked a lot younger. Pretty sure he was a good man. Cancer is a bitch.
RIP Johnny... Go Gators...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I hate it when I have to get 12 stitches to my forehead

Don't you hate it when your own running back bumps into you causing your helmet to flip back and then someone slams into your back and your helmet falls off? and then as you are being knocked forward your head slams into an oncoming defensive players facemask and you gash open your forehead? I hate that when it happens like that...

Monday, August 16, 2010

Jimmy "THE EMU"

I came across this picture on the Internet and its just funny.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Tebow's Friar Tuck haircut has been banished.

Tebow has had his Friar Tuck Hair-do corrected.-
He has Burr head now. I know how that feels, Its like having a 4 day beard, except its on your head--- and if you rub a balloon on it, that balloon would pop. He has "Balloon head popping hair"

Still toting around other Peoples Shoulder pads and stuff.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Football Season is coming...

Soon, Football Season 2010 will be upon us. I like to think of it as a grand orchestra playing a concert. It begins with a lone piccolo playing a few notes, and ends with that same piccolo holding a low C, as it slowly fades into the nothingness that is the off season. In between, there will be crescendo's and explosions. There will be trumpets blaring, Saxophones on long runs, complemented by the Tuba's setting the beat, in short, the music will be alive and your eyes and ears will be like taste buds just eating the whole thing up.
Last night the piccolo was the hall of fame game, next weekend some flutes and clarinets will begin softly joining the music when the entirety of the league gets their first pre-season games in, but even before that, you will hear a snare drum slowly and quietly reverberating that is "Hard Knocks in the NFL" first episode is August 11th at 10 p.m. on HBO
Last night was the stretching of our legs to loosen up just before we go on our 5 month odyssey of a run that is the football season.
It was that first few individual raindrops before the downpour.
It was like the little house salad you are served just before the 48 ounce Porterhouse.
It was like when we first started sending Consultants to Vietnam to advise the french, in the late 1950's before the full U.S. involvement of the war in the 1960's
It was like a lone scout riding ahead of the cavalry.
It is the beginning of the most wonderful time of the year.


Sunday, August 8, 2010

Ridiculous argument of the day

Ridiculous argument for the day. --- While eating Ruffles brand potato chips, my son said he COULD eat just one. ----My Daughter told him it doesn't matter, because the deal is you can't eat just one LAYS potato chip, and these are Ruffles. -
This was a serious argument that had to be debated and is in fact a philosophical question in life. We decided that eating just one Ruffles potato chip is a strong statement of will power but in fact, it is Lays' slogan. My daughter is adamant in her position.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Tebow's Haircut

Football Season is almost here. Today we had the Hall of Fame Inductions. -- Loved Emmit's speach. - Tebow threw a touchdown pass in the team scrimmage today and ran for one as well.

Plus he got an awful hair cut
(took this picture from Len Dale White's Twitter page)
Tomorrow is the hall of fame game, Wednesday is the first episode of Hard Knocks. Fantasy draft is on the 21st. - Its the best time of the year and I can feel the excitement building already.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Monday, August 2, 2010

They Raping errrrybody out here...

Here is a contradiction. On the one hand, attempted rape is clearly not funny. On the other hand, seriously, watch this video and you cannot help yourself. I kept thinking it might be a spoof from Saturday Night live. This fellow is just flat out FUNNY!