Thursday, April 17, 2008

Melbourne, Lichtenstein, and Rhode Island

Sometimes I wish I lived in Rhode Island. Like Yesterday, when I had to drive half this Damn Peninsula. The long way, from South To North. I kept looking out of that Damn windshield thinking, if I lived in Rhode Island I would be there by now. Or what about Lichtenstein? That's an entire country that's about the same size as Rhode Island. I could have drove across The entire Country yesterday if I lived in Lichtenstein. Except I would have received a ticket because I was driving on the right side of the road, and Lichtensteinians drive on the Left. They are like the British in that regard. I love the word LICHTENSTEINIANS. If Lesbian Porn stars from Europe had a rock and roll band, they could name themselves the LICHTENSTEINIANS.
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Also, Spell check doesn't know what to do with the name of My lesbian porn star rock and roll band. Ease up spellcheck just kind of go with the flow.

4 comments:

Brian in Mpls said...

I love it too:) My alter ego Bizzio Von Bittensnatch was born in a similar way treking through Europe

PhoenixHearse said...

Damn spellcheck. It always insists that "powertrain" is 2 words.

SAILOR MOON said...

hahhaah lichen whatever, how bout supercalifragilisticexpealidocious....there i treid to spell it while writing it..try that on spell check hahhaa

Bill From Gainesville said...

Brian-- Err Bizzio - They make there countrys so tiny over there in Europe Even the Big countrys are small.
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Phoenix. Spellcheck thinks all so highly of himself but although there is some value that he brings to the table he is kind of a tool
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Moon!! - Where have you been? or should I just call you Mary Poppins today