Thursday, April 17, 2008

Melbourne, Lichtenstein, and Rhode Island

Sometimes I wish I lived in Rhode Island. Like Yesterday, when I had to drive half this Damn Peninsula. The long way, from South To North. I kept looking out of that Damn windshield thinking, if I lived in Rhode Island I would be there by now. Or what about Lichtenstein? That's an entire country that's about the same size as Rhode Island. I could have drove across The entire Country yesterday if I lived in Lichtenstein. Except I would have received a ticket because I was driving on the right side of the road, and Lichtensteinians drive on the Left. They are like the British in that regard. I love the word LICHTENSTEINIANS. If Lesbian Porn stars from Europe had a rock and roll band, they could name themselves the LICHTENSTEINIANS.
Also, Spell check doesn't know what to do with the name of My lesbian porn star rock and roll band. Ease up spellcheck just kind of go with the flow.


Brian in Mpls said...

I love it too:) My alter ego Bizzio Von Bittensnatch was born in a similar way treking through Europe

PhoenixHearse said...

Damn spellcheck. It always insists that "powertrain" is 2 words.


hahhaah lichen whatever, how bout supercalifragilisticexpealidocious....there i treid to spell it while writing it..try that on spell check hahhaa

Bill From Gainesville said...

Brian-- Err Bizzio - They make there countrys so tiny over there in Europe Even the Big countrys are small.
Phoenix. Spellcheck thinks all so highly of himself but although there is some value that he brings to the table he is kind of a tool
Moon!! - Where have you been? or should I just call you Mary Poppins today