Friday, April 18, 2008

Bill goes to the convention center

Plans for this weekend? Going to work from the office today. Hopefully I will be able to get what I need to have done by 2pm, or at the latest 3pm. Going to hit the treadmill in my never ending battle against time, age and a slowing metabolism. Then, after about an hour of that I will come back, shower and go have a few cocktails, then home to continue my relationship with Netflix. I love Netflix.
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Saturday? There is some kind of a porno convention at the Miami Beach Convention center, not being IN the industry, I am not really sure what one does at a porno convention. Do you go to the various booths and learn about new ways of sucking dick? Cause that's not for me at all. I wont go to those booths. As porn is so huge on the Internet, maybe there will be booths where you learn about new ways to send lesbian lovin over the world wide web? What kind of Freebies do they give out at a porn convention? Condoms, DVD's?
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I don't know what the hell you do at a Porn Convention, but I am going to see, and I will let you know in a future post...

6 comments:

Brian in Mpls said...

You get autographs:) I was surprised at how many products they sold and such too.

PhoenixHearse said...

Wow, you're really going to a porn convention? Really? I didn't really peg you for that type.

And by "type", I mean those guys that girls roll their eyes at and decide not to sleep with before they've even spoken to them.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Brian, I am not planning on getting Autographs I dont even ask for autographs from real celebrities, but I will still enjoy checking it out
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Phoenix. Women are constantly NOT sleeping with me. If I thought it was because I am going to my first Porn convention tomorrow after 42 years of living I would probably not go, but I think women choose not to sleep with me for other reasons ...I am the king of women choosing not to sleep with me.

Native Minnow said...

They have those conventions here too, although, I'm sad to say I've never attended. At the very least there ought to be plenty of scantily clad women with big fake breasts walking around. You know, if you're into that sort of thing.

Native Minnow said...

Oh, and I challenge you to your crown as King Of Women Choosing Not To Sleep With Me.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Minnow. There were women that were scantily clad --I love women in general and scantily clad women are even extra special. - and as far as Women Not sleeping with me, and me being the king of that.. Its not really something I want as a crown, so YOU are more then WELCOME to have it... stupid women not sleeping with me....