Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The longest lunch EVER

Yesterday, I had lunch with a Beautiful Puerto Rican Woman. Except, instead of just lunch, we spent the whole afternoon together. I had met her on Friday Night, e-mailed her back and forth on Monday, and Tuesday we took the all time longest lunch together. We basically just blew off the whole rest of the afternoon. Then we went out for dinner last night, and now here I am looking at all the work I was supposed to do Tuesday afternoon, plus all the work on our regularly scheduled Wednesday. Bummer thing is, I cant really work late today because Urban Meyer and I have been planning on hanging out tonight at the monkey jungle, and I wouldn't dare disappoint him. I am sure he would be crushed if I told him I couldn't make it. He so looks forward to hanging out with me and talking Insurance.

Also, as just a side note, if BPRW asks for "Sheese" it means Cheese, and when we are talking about focus, its not a request to fuckus at all.


11 comments:

Brian in Mpls said...

Go Bill:)

Quin Browne said...

now, that made me smile.

Clinton said...

Not to generalize, but Puerto Ricans carry knives. So be careful. That being said... SCORE!!!

Bill From Gainesville said...

C-DOG! -- first of all, you commenting in my blog is like when Nolan Ryan went down to single A ball to mow down minor league batters. You crack me up.
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and THAT BEING SAID, It was just a good day. Not only is she beautiful but she is smart and sort of funny, I love the accent and I think she is being genuine but I think they wait to bring out the knives later on in the relationship after you are really into them alot. and whey I say "they" I dont mean puerto Rican Women, I mean women period.

Native Minnow said...

I say score!!!

(So long as she's not the same type of Puerto Rican that Tom Waits sings about: He's got a mistress, She's Puerto Rican, and I hear she's got a wooden leg.)

Clinton said...

Heh, well I don't know about that. But I'll take the compliment seeing as how I love Nolan Ryan more than my own father.
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As for women, you and I, I think, have had very different experiences with them. You seem to have been hurt before. Me, I like to get hurt in advance. Pay good money for it, actually. What I'm saying is that I pay prostitutes to beat me up.

Don't know where I was going with this...

Bill From Gainesville said...

Minnow --I saw both of her legs she was wearing a dress with high heels so thats not the one tom wiats is talking about
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C-DOG- It might be easier just to give them the knife up front and tell them to have at it, lots of blood and stuff but at least its not a big surprise in the end. and yes I am a little older then you and know how women like to mock you as you sit in a bar alone reading a book.

Quin Browne said...

let me just say, i lived in the bronx...on 183rd and fordham...my building was known as the one with the white lady in it. everyone else was pr or dr.


interesting mix.


and i've never been called mamiii by so many people not related to me in my life.

Quin Browne said...

ps i've met clinton.


do i earn points for this?

Bill From Gainesville said...

Mamii, -- you had a building and it was basically called the one where the white lady lives? thats awesome!
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As far as having met Clinton , that is cool.-- Clinton and Midwesterner are kind of my blogging fathers. I started reading them both for a year or so at least, before I started my own blog. and even when I first started my blog, it was way back when and it only lasted a week originally, cause as you know its harder then it looks, but Reading them over such a long time eventually led myself to believing I was ok enough to have a blog. and dont get me wrong, I dont mean to just have a blog, I want a blog that doesnt suck and In my opinion, my blog doesnt usually suck. (usually) Sure it has sucky times or sucky posts occassionally but I dont think it sucks overall, but those two guys are where I started, since then, I have found other awesome bloggers like you, and 90 percent of my blog roll --plus there are others ... anyways, I think Cdog is really funny, and it was cool that he came to my blogThat was all I was trying to say, I am not gay and although I love that guy to death, its in a manlove type of way only, not gay or anything .... one day I want to meet you also, I will probably get to NYC sometime in 09 and I plan on trying to buy a bunch of people some beers on me if it works out ok...

PhoenixHearse said...

Oooh! Now it's getting juicy. I have to hear more about this woman!