Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Elliott Spitzer, Julia Roberts, and the belief in Superman.



Ok, here is a question I have been wondering about. Elliot Spitzer just resigned his job as governor of NY. He was busted in a prostitution ring for buying $4000.00 dollar an hour callgirls to have sex with him. Everyone that reads this blog are aware enough and informed enough to know this, My audience is not a bunch of no computer, no television watching HillBillys or anything. ----So anyways, Here is my question: Are you absolutely fucking kidding me? 4k a night? Look, I saw that movie with Richard Gere and Julia Roberts where Julia Roberts was a street walker making what?????? a hundred dollars an hour???? if that???? sure, she could drive a stick shift on that bad ass car that George Costanza loaned him, but my god, if you are getting a hundred dollars an hour as a hooker and you look like Julia Roberts, I cant even imagine how gorgeous this Spitzer whore looks like. ......... My god, I am going through a divorce and we are fighting over our tiny little remaining assets that my wife didnt already blow through, and I am telling you, if this chick was actually WORTH 4k an hour for having sex, I want some of that... and I am willing to give my wifes half of our remaining assets to get it and thats at least 5k ...... DAMN --- that is some expensive sex right there... and the thing is, I KNOW that this spitzer hooker is not going to be anywhere close to as good looking as Julia Roberts so you know what? Pretty woman may have been in my top 5 favorite movies of all time, and it may have been my NUMBER 1 all time love story movie,----- but now, Mr. Spitzer has ruined it for me. The reality is: they perpetuated a hoax on me that I believed. When I originally saw it, I blindly believed that Julia Roberts was a 100 dollar an hour hooker, The magic of movies sold me on it, It was like the movie SUPERMAN , when they convince you that Superman is from another planet and that is why he can fly and you BUY INTO THAT---- 100 percent. ---- But now, Mr. Spitzer if you were paying someone 4k an hour for sex, do you think its possible I can believe the character played by JULIA, GORGEOUSE ASS, ROBERTS was only worth a hundred bucks an hour? are you serious? You also now want me to buy that Kryptonite is the only thing that fucks Superman up? I could probably kick his ass for all I know, now that my whole world has been set off center...How absurd was that last sentence. it basically said, "I think I can Kick Supermans Ass" thats how bad you have effected my world Mr. Elliott Spitzer, -----Sure, go ahead, get your hookers, but PLEASE lets not blow reality out of the window and pay that kind of money..... People, this SPITZER MESS has brought me to the brink of questioning SUPERMAN ..... I mean really what the FUCK is KRYPTONITE? I should have known better. I was sucked into the whole fantasy..... Damn that democrat, Elliot Spitzer...He has RUINED my belief in the fantasy that is movies... from now on its documentaries only for me... I am begging you, please fix my world tell me where I can find even a sliver of Kryptonite for real. and I will touch it and once again be allowed to watch major motion pictures... and believe in stuff again... Help ME....

3 comments:

Native Minnow said...

You mean you haven't seen the pictures yet? They've been posted all over the place. She is hot. And it wasn't $4K a night. It was $4K for two hours.

Brian in Mpls said...

The extra money paid to a high end call service is not based on how hot the girl is it is hush money to stay quiet.

The madame or pimps or what ever you want to call them collect an extra fee... a discretion charge to keep the girls in line and stuff out of the papers notice that this was uncovered by a banking transaction not someone going to the cops... if she had tried to go to the cops she would be vulture lunch in the desert..

This is why the fees are so big he was paying $1000 to fuck and $3000 an to keep anyone from finding out about it. No girl who is making that kind of money an hour is going to want to go to the police right?

Don't ask me how I know this...

Bill From Gainesville said...

minnow, I have seen her photos today, but not when I wrote that.. She is Hot...
-
Brian, discretion fee or whatever its still a lot of coin...