Saban is Evil

So this weekend, on Saturday, which, by the way, is not just a day, but rather it is the very heart of a weekend type of day. There may be better things about weekends, like a Friday Afternoon, or a Sunday Morning with bacon being cooked, but in the end, the heart of a weekend is a Saturday afternoon.
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This Saturday afternoon at 4 p.m. a little College football will be going on to determine all that is right in the world. Florida is the luke Skywalker, the Captain Kirk of this game. Florida is the little 7 year old boy that reads about thirsty kids in Africa and makes a lemonaide stand to earn the money to buy a well for those same thirsty kids.
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Florida is about righteousness and wholesomeness. Florida is like a glass of Milk with some cookies while sitting by a fire, while Alabama is like those sickos that kick and maime puppies.
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Oh sure on the surface they play it off like they are " looking out for the stray dogs of the world" or as they put it just running the rock off tackle, but in the end they are sick and twisted and instead of feeding the strays and combing their flea ridden coats, they are secretly torturing them. Just like that offense of Run it, run it some more , and then maybe throw it to that one guy..... To hell with Alabama, and to hell with Saban.
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Do you guys want Alabama to win? Nick Saban to be rewarded for being the most miserly and un fun human beings ever born? Nick Saban is just evil in that his whole attitude about life is wrong.
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Nick Saban is like Scrooge. He is the very personification of Charles Dickens character. In fact I am pretty sure that Dickens must have had access to a time machine to have come up with a character so like Nick Saban.
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Look. Nick has already taken Fullmers job in Tennessee, Sylvester Crooms job at Mississippi State, and after that 36 to nothing white washing against Auburn No one is currently coaching the War Eagles either right now. Tuberville got beat down so bad he just up and quit a 3 million dollar a year job. Saban Is a Bully and you should not stand up for that .... Urban will slay him like the evil dragon he is,---- but still.... Lets slay the man with a little style . like Urban, WIll you stab Alabama with a left handed behind the back flippy sword thing? for some style? just because its so ridiculous that Bama is undefeated after only two years of the new evil empire? Please? Help me here and its okay if its not close lets treat them like Nebraska did us in 1995 in the desert ... K??