Tebow is a Bronco.... and Hooters waitresses are generally hot.

An exciting day for the Billster. Huge Tebow fan here, and I recently got engaged with an NFL team to be a new fan. ---Before last night I had just loved the NFL in its entirety - mostly due to my obsession with Fantasy Football, but last night, it changed. I told an NFL team that I liked her. -I like her A WHOLE LOT. Even passed a message to that effect, like I was in the Eighth Grade.
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Don't get me wrong, the Fantasy Football aspect of my life is still going to make me a bit of a whore when it comes to the NFL.
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Its not like College Football where I am true to my Gators. The NFL is like going to a hooters restaurant. You still love your Girl (College Football in General, and the Gators Specifically ) but you cannot help yourself in also loving all the beautiful Hooters Waitresses to the extent that they are just HOT. Gorgeous women in small ass shorts and tiny tanktops -- Except last night I chose a particular Hooters Waitress as being one of my favorites.
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She was wearing Orange Running Shorts with a white top, and she was hot, much like all the others are hot, except this one was exceptionally, magnificently Hot.
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She has a little Tebow as part of her persona. She is the Hooters Waitress that I perceive as one day being on the cover of the Hooters Calendar. She is the Hooters Waitress that will end up being on a billboard as you drive into the city. What city you ask? let me tell you. ---Its the PRO BOWL/ NFL CHAMPIONSHIP CITY. Hell, as far as I am concerned that City might be the Pro Bowl/ NFL championship City / Hall of fame City..... Sure she might need to bring you some beers and a pitcher of water and some of those Curly Fries first, before she is headlining Billboards on the highways leading up to that City, But even NEW YORK CITY started out being traded for 24 dollars in beads.
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There are tons of Hooters Waitresses that are out there, including the Current Three headliners that live in New Orleans, Indianapolis and Foxboro. Soon though (relatively speaking) I think you will think of the Hooters waitresses from those previously mentioned Cities along with that One Waitress that resides in Denver Colorado.
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To one extent pretty much all NFL QB's Line up under Center the majority of the time, and all Hooters Waitresses wear those silky little Orange Shorts. What differentiates the Big Time Famous Hooters Waitresses from all the others? ---Its how fast they deliver those Hot Wings and Curly Fries while simultaneously getting the check exactly perfect. Marino would put a plate of 911 wings on your table so quick your nostrils would start burning before you even realized the bird was on the table, and Montana would have your check layed down exactly where and when it needed to be there. ---Same thing with this New Bronco's QB. I believe the Check will be accurate, but if there are a bunch of Drunks in the bar causing trouble in the form of NFL defenses, This particular Hooters Waitress will be cool and collected and get you your Pitcher of Beer even if a Bar fight is going on around her . She has proven to me that she is not only hot but also a hell of a waitress and just a damn good human being.
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Signed,

Hooters all over the world are similar, but some individual waitresses are better than the others.