The one where Bill Bitches about taxes

So our government is all: "Pay me some money because the 15th of April is coming up." I am all like: -- "Okay, since you have all the cops and all the Jails and stuff, Plus I do think that at least for our military, there is some value to supporting that, I will pay you this money that you want me to fork over." "How Much Do you want? " OUR Government is all like, "DUDE, Why don't you figure out how much we want? Use all these complicated forms and stuff and then do all that math and shit, and whatever you come up with, THATS how much we want, Unless of course we don't think it is enough. and then we will fuck you over real solid like"

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I am all: "WHAT THE FUCK, JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU WANT FROM ME?" "Quit messing around with all this BULLSHIT and JUST TELL ME?"

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And the Government says "Hey Bill, you just figure that shit out and tell us how much you owe Okay? and if we think it is enough, OR if we just choose to let you slide, then that is what we will do, but if we think we want a little (Bill Scalp), then we will take it from you. " You have a beautiful Head of Hair Bill, and if we want to cut it off from the skin above your skull like that movie, Inglorious Bastards, then we will. "

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Taxes can KISS MY ASS. Its Money I Earn and it is going to the government, because they are a big bully. They choose to spend it on the military, which I am okay with, and they spend it on some infrastructure, and again, I am okay with that, but they also spend it on all kinds of other stupid shit that they really should not be spending it on, including this new stupid ass health care. (Okay not this money YET, but they will)