CLEARWATER- Werther's Originals are 3 and O on this new season. Tonight's game was like Last night's Rays opener, what with the doubles and all in the last inning to pull off the walk-off wins.-
The Tobe meister knocked it in with a pea to center field. All night we struggled at the plate. But not the Tobe-ster, not on that particular at bat. He was clutch, just like Carl Crawford was on the previous night in beating the Orioles.
Previous to the Tobe Meister's knockout blow, a man was almost killed. Okay, That may be a little dramatic, but the umpire did ask him if he needed to go to the bathroom cause the Pee was scared out of him. Ben was standing on Third when a ball was crushed down the line. All he could do was drop to the ground as the thing Whizzed by his noggin. Later after composing himself, He said "that was an angry ass ball and it might have actually been cursing at me as it whistled by my mellon"