Tuesday, July 1, 2008

The story behind the story

I was minding my own business today, driving my car around South Florida, trying to earn a buck, listening to sports talk, when celebrity gossip got front and center on my car radio. That's right, Pam Anderson and Sports talk, Mixed in together:


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Briefly, here is the story. Pam Anderson was on some talk radio show in Australia, and evidently she called Jessica Simpson a "Bitch" and a "whore" because Jessica wore a shirt that said: Real Girls Eat Meat:





Pam Anderson is one of those PETA People, so I guess it offended her.
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Well, there is more to it then just that. ( side note: I feel kind of like Melanie Griffith right now in that movie working girl where she took two companies, and saw the synergies, and voila they had a merger except I am not going to be falling in love with Harrison Ford or anything) Well, anyways, here is where Celebrity Gossip and my love for all things NFL converge, and I give you insight into all this silliness.
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You may or may not be aware that Jessica Simpson is currently Dating Tony Romo, the Quarterback for The Dallas Cowboys, and also, two years ago, He was on The Happy Surprise franchise in the Tickle Me Elmo Fantasy Football League, a franchise owned by this Very blogger.







Before Romo and Simpson began dating, Romo was involved with Carrie Underwood



Twice, Carrie Underwood has been named the sexiest female Vegetarian alive by P.E.T.A., She says she quit eating meat when she was 13 years old. http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/carrie-underwood-named-peta-sexiest-female-vegetarian-again-5428.php
So there you have it. Jessica Simpson was just messing around with Carrie Underwood a little about her non beef eating ways, because Carrie used to date Jessica's Boyfriend. Pam took offense, and the cat fight between Jessica and Carrie got detoured into the vacuum created by the cat fight between Pam Anderson and Jessica Simpson. Either way it breaks down with the PETA people against Jessica and that is the rest of the story.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I eat meat. I love meat. I love animals. I wonder if Pamela knows how many animals were subject to testing for the silicone used in her implants, or the multitude of animal based products in her makeup & mascara, and lipstick...even the plant based makeups were tested on animals first before approval for humans. Even companies that don't use "animal testing" use materials that were tested years ago and approved for humans. And unless she wears cotton shoes, the rubber, plastic, and leather are made from animals, or have been produced using materials that have been tested on animals first, and worse yet made by people in underdeveloped countries who live in worse conditions than most of our pets. And, lets talk about the silk clothing in that picture you posted...what about the cruelty to all those poor little worms? Are they too small to deserve her protection? I don't want any animal to have a bad life or suffer, and I believe in a humane and quick death for the animals I eat. I also believe in honoring the animal by using every part that can be used. So I will sit on my leather couch, with my leather skirt, watching my dog gnaw on a rawhide and enjoy my hamburger, and appreciating the cattle industry, as well as all the other industries that provide jobs to people and nourishment for me and my family. Oh, feather pillows are good too...I bet Pamela has at least one down douvier (sp?) but let the duck go to waste....poor duck...I would have loved to eat that duck too... :-)

ldygator said...

AMEN SISTER!

Brian in Mpls said...

I eat PETA

Brian in Mpls said...

Oh and I forgot to mention I abuse them before I eat them after i take them out the filthy cages I keep them in..

Native Minnow said...

See, Pamela's got it all wrong. The point Jessica's really trying to make is that she likes to give head. Ok, maybe not, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Bill From Gainesville said...

Anon -- I know that about you, Also I know you dont have a dog anymore as well, I also realize you were just saying that to make a point..
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Ldy Gator -- Amen is right, I agree with ANON (who is not anon to me and in fact you know her also)
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Brian -- The thing I dont like about PETA is just that they are so self righteous I am ok with them believing what they believe, just dont try to push that on me like they do.
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Brian 2 -- I am just like Michael Vick. Except you know I cant run a 4.2 forty, or throw a football 75 yards left handed, plus I dont pit dogs against other dogs
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Minnow -- That is another take on the situation and when I was verifying this story I saw that as one take on her shirt, but I am telling you she was really just trying to start some shit with Carrie Underwood

ldygator said...

Oooh...I heard a good one: PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals :)

Anonymous said...

Sad but true, my dog has passed on, but he loved rawhide, and my point was made. My only problem now is I can't get my cat turned on to it.. I love the People Eating Tasty Animals acronym...awesome...wish it was mine...can I use it anyway?

ldygator said...

Well it's not my own acronym & I just used it. I think once it's made it to a bumper sticker it's anyone's fair game.

PhoenixHearse said...

Oooh! It's like 6-degrees of Kevin Bacon!

Bill From Gainesville said...

Anon - sorry about the loss of your dog.
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LdyGator-- agree, if its on a bumper sticker anyone can use the line.
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Phoenix - its also like that Paul HARVEY fellow, Hence the title of the post, the story behind the story. just thowing out the Mad Knowledge about the nuance of the absolutely worthless crap I know ....

Holly said...

So glad you cleared this up!

Any chance there is *not* a coincidence all three of these women are blonde? ;)

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ldygator said...

Hey Holly, Don't knock the blondes!