Thursday, January 21, 2010

Say it isn't so Salt, Please.

Reading the New York Times tonight and came across an article that says Salt is bad for you.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/21/health/nutrition/21salt.html?em
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Everyone has heard that Salt is not good for you, but the scientists that did the study that this article is about really went over the top. It was some depressing reading because of my love for that particular spice on my food.
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Its like when you are dating a woman and your buddies have been telling you what a skank she is for quite some time, yet you are in love , so you choose to ignore the little signs and make excuses. "She is just a little Flirty thats all, but I am not the jealous type, Its fine guys"
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They never come out and tell you that your girlfriend is straight up cheating on you, because truthfully, they don't know. They just suspect it. They just point to little signs and try to insinuate from there. They are all like " why did your girlfriend get that phone call and immediately blushed and then made it a point to get some space to take the call? was that a booty call?" And because I don't want to think like that because I love her I make excuses. "Naw, that was just a call from her gynecologist and they had to talk about women issues"
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These Scientists pretty much are flat out calling Salt a whore. Not just a whore but a Tiger-ess type of whore. These Scientist are all " dude -SALT is what caused that horrible earthquake in Haiti" Then they put up a power point presentation and show you just how terrible salt is.
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I am torn, I truly love Salt but the charade cannot go on anymore. Salt is just a BITCH and I wish she wasn't so damn sexy when she is sprinkled all over my Delmonico Steak.

5 comments:

NTF said...

Dude how are you ever going to enjoy movie popcorn again. Life is so damn unfair sometime.

your psycho ex-girlfriend said...

damn that salt!

when I was younger I didnt eat any sugar, (except the fake kind in soda) salt etc. my life was empty. now I eat sugar and salt on just about everything and I even get up in the middle of night to eat cake, snort salt etc. i have never been happier!

except right now i am planning my daughters death because i hid some cake from those little artards and guess what?!? when i got up in the middle of the night to eat it, IT WAS GONE!!!

your psycho ex-girlfriend said...

i forgot to mention i also bathe in butter...true story

Native Minnow said...

Well, what's to stop you from being like a Hugh Hefner type of guy, but instead of banging hot playmates all the time you're banging salt? I say go for it. And I'm a doctor (just not the important kind).

Bill From Gainesville said...

NTF -- Its like I am Tiger woods except I am not continuing to bang women when I know its bad for my relationship. I am continuing to eat Movie theatre popcorn with salt on it.
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Psycho-- You are still in denial
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Minnow --- If you say so then it must be good
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Psycho 2 -- Probably makes your skin all soft and stuff plus kind of like Popcorn