Tuesday, April 21, 2009

a brief summary of important speeches

There are many great speeches given by all kinds of different notable people.
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Abraham Lincoln spoke about Unity as a government at the Gettysburg address and started that thing off by talking about Four Score and seven years ago. which, to me and you, means 87 years ago, but his point was basically that "this devastation here at Gettysburg will not go without a future accomplishment" It is implied, ---but from that speech you knew the North was not going to lose that war. and future historians have documented that battle as being the turning point. Know what? They didn't lose that war either. (Go NORTH)
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Martin Luther King Junior also had a speech. He was all about letting the suffering of his race shine through, but in the end it would be all right because He had a dream. He acknowledged the situation as it was, but basically said: In the future we will be equal. (now we have a Black President) so he was probably right about that as well, all though I acknowledge Race relations are still being worked on in this country and the future is still to come.




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Finally We have a speech given by a kid, although he is basically the second son of JESUS and can do no wrong, He is also the same person that has counted to INFINITY... Twice. .........Don't tell him he can only eat one Lays Potato chip. He eats as many as he damn well wants to eat.
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When SuperMan turns in at night, he wears Tim Tebow Pajamas. So in the same vein as Lincoln and King, he can also make speeches that predict the future. Then We as Gator Fans May also post copies of those same speeches up on top of our football facilities like he has long ago been dead, yet at the same time you have to be impressed with a kid that studley that they change the football facilities around. He is the only player in the ring of Honor to get there, Not while he was still playing professionally, but while he is still playing COLLEGIATLY .

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Here is what he said, and what eventually became a legendary piece of art WHILE HE WAS STILL PLAYING: ( Click on the phot and you can read it better unless of course you are actually Tim Tebow yourself and you can read brail by looking at it yourself)
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(click on this picture to be able to read what he actually said, sometimes interpretations of shit gets all kind of political and biased in nature)
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If you cannot read the TRIBUTE to that fall day, Here is what he said: "and this is just a translation". Squint your eyes if you really want to read what he said exactly, or you know, Click on the picture" but it was something to this effect:
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Losing to Ole Miss SUCKED my ass. I apologize for that BULLSHIT. This will be good for us going forward though, because I personally will not allow us to LOSE again, EVER.
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LSU can KISS my ass. I plan on going Mid Nineties Spurrier on their ass. The score will get so out of hand on them they will think they were playing Basketball and getting run down by a full court press led by Michael Jordan in his PRIME. They will come out of the Swamp as skeletons of themselves. We will beat them so bad that they will lose to TULANE, or if they don't they will only barely come back for the win which is probably worse and they will have to explain themselves.
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That is how bad we will beat those Cajun LSU dudes.
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ALABAMA,? FUCK them and their undefeated ass, after the ass whupping we put on them in the championship game, stupid fucking UTAH will probably kick their ass, that is how bad we will beat them.
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We will beat them down so much that the embarrassment of a WAC team beating an SEC team in the SUGAR bowl will be worth it to us and me personally. That will happen because SABAN is an EVIL EVIL EVIL man, and nothing says mediocrity short of a WAC/SEC meeting in which the WAC prevails and after we beat them they will become just a shell of themselves.
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Also to everyone that did not vote for me to win my second Heisman...... SEE YOU IN 2009. My Goodness can you really look yourself in the mirror and NOT vote for the best College Football Player of ALL TIME. of course I would never say that but the guy interpreting this blog is all like you are an IDIOT.....if you dont vote the Heisman for me.
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6 comments:

compulsively yours...for now said...

my dream is more of a nightmare.

Heff said...

Thanks once again for kicking the krap out of Saban's "Crimson Turd".

Not all Alabamians are Crimson Turd fans.

"Roll Tride".

The Charming Hedonist said...

How on earth is he able to throw that football with holes in his hands?

Timmy won't make it in the pros. Don't make me pull out the Danny Weurffel example.

I can't WAIT until football season!

The Charming Hedonist said...

Oh, and Nick Saban truly is the Devil.

NTF said...

I can only imagine how great his speech will be after LSU sends his sorry ass home with a loss this year. "I promise me and the rest of the Gators will never get beat again (as long as I don't have to play in Baton Rouge)."

Dr. King, Abe Lincoln and Jesus references. I have no idea why everyone that is not a UF fan is sick of this kid.

Bill From Gainesville said...

HEDO -- Wuerffel played about 7 years in the pros --- but I get your point...
HEDO 2 - SABAN = Evil - This is something that a bulldog fan and Gator fan can agree on
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NTF-- Dude, its just jealousy