Models on South Beach

As I drove up Second Avenue after a day at --South beach, I took a photograph of my building.

-As I woke up in the morning I had no real plans, other then to read a couple of papers, have some coffee, and eat some breakfast. - I went over to Bayside for the brunch they have at Trade Winds. Its all fine and Dandy until the waitress brought me the check. They added the tip into the bill... it was 15 percent. I was pissed, I would have probably left them 20 to 25 percent as is my tipping habit, but as they chose to charge me on the ticket for it, I just paid the bill, it ended up being about 15, dollars, and I gave a twenty. The lady had the nerve to bring me back five ones, which in this particular circumstance implied I should tip more... which, again, I would have, except YOU and YOUR restraunt chose to treat me like a kid.... (so no soup for you " other then the SOUP you already TOOK from me) So then I go home, and read a bunch of papers: The New York Times, the New Times, and The Miami Herald. and somewhere in the Herald, is a story about Models playing a volleyball tournament at this place called "Nikki Beach" for a trip to go to St Barts or something. You may not be able to read the brackets but its a bunch of different modeling crews in some kind of modified 8 seed draw.... The winner to get a free trip to ST Barts because by golly, just like the paper said, even the BEAUTIFUL people need a vacation once in awhile. My god, the amount of situps that must go on with this group. and Yes, that is a very cute "model" Butt, actually, both of them, well really, the picture doesnt do them justice, but they were very Cute, and I guess since they are , you know, Models, they are going to have some of that going for them.... What I needed was a BIG HUGE camera, and some people to boss around, plus a background tarp etc. and I would not have felt so conscious about taking these Models Photographs. But I digress, because I still took them... Here is one now... Ok, that is SOOOOO not fair, she clearly is NOT a model unless she is a tent model, and I dont really think so, But alas, I have no interest in ridiculing her, so I did not get her front side, and really I just feel sorry for the woman that her ASS is the size of a VW... This is so close to becoming a CYBER Bully, but I digress....I have no interest in that, I even took the photos on the sly.... but DAMN that is a HUGE derrier... You would think one that big wouldnt actually be walking around, but those people from WISCONSIN.... .. Here are a couple of them sitting on the ground waiting there turn to play some Volleyball... She was a really skillful Volleyball player, so being a sports journalist that I am, I took a picture of her... its all about Photography skills and an appreciation for skill within others, and I can tell you this un-equivocably. This young lady has SKILZ..... as did these Green shirt wearing Models, They also had Skilz. Its, like the paper said, even the beautiful people need vacations, and if that means they had to fly down from New York to compete for a trip to Caicos. or wherever, then, by golley thats the kind of work ethic they have. Sure they seemed to smoke cigarettes an Awful lot, and their bodies were truly SICK, which I mean in both the good way, that they were absolutely beautiful, but also in the bad way, that I assume many of them like throwing up after having a meal..... They talked about doing shoots in the Caymans, and going back to Russia and ESTONIA, and what have you, and they talked about 15 or 16 year old models coming in and staying out for all hours of the night. It was a regular MODEL convention and I enjoyed being a voyeur on some of it..... They did a nice job of competing. there was the occassional goof ball that had no coordination but surprisingly only a little of that, many of them were remarkably skilled athletes on top of having abdominal muscles on top of there abdominal muscles... I do flat out love this CITY.....