Monday, June 29, 2009

Six more weeks or so....

Football season you lovely goddess. I know you will be here soon. I have missed you, but not forgotten the curves of your saturday afternoons or the Long legs of your Sundays and your teasing ways of Monday Night.
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Its like we are on Groundhog day when the ground hog goes back in his hole, which means 6 more weeks of winter. Except this is football-hog day and it is also going back in his hole, which means that in 6 more weeks, we will be in the middle of August. The middle of August is when it all starts. Colleges are doing their two a days, and the NFL is giving us the Pre-season.
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I could probably hold my breath for six weeks, thats how soon it will be Football season. If Football season was on the other side of a pool and I had to swim underwater to get their we could probably reach the other side just in time to take a big breath.
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I can hear Corso telling me "Not So Fast" I can feel hell cooling down as Nick Saban takes back over his fall job as Head Coach of the Crimson Tide. I can taste the burgers that will be grilled at the tailgate. I can already see the beautiful College girls walking around downtown Gainesville on Game day with their sun dresses on. I can sense the bullshit all those Cajun fucks will be running when we are in Baton Rouge. I can hear the Bucs fans bitching and moaning over the 5 and 11 season that will be upcoming. Its coming and it will be Soon. Very Soon.

4 comments:

Native Minnow said...

This is the worst time of year for me sportswise. I don't follow baseball, so the time between the end of the NBA playoffs and the beginning of football season is a barren wasteland.

NTF said...

I am going to hibernate until the season gets here. After all I will need the rest for all the shit I will be talking in Baton Rouge.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Minnow -- I have been trying to get into Baseball since there is a team here in the Bay area but yes, waiting for Football season right now
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NTF -- Amen brother although I have always felt you talk sensible trash but some of the baton rouge locals, not so much...

The Charming Hedonist said...

I think there's one thing we can agree on when it comes to football: Nick Saban is the Devil.