Monday, June 29, 2009

Six more weeks or so....

Football season you lovely goddess. I know you will be here soon. I have missed you, but not forgotten the curves of your saturday afternoons or the Long legs of your Sundays and your teasing ways of Monday Night.

Its like we are on Groundhog day when the ground hog goes back in his hole, which means 6 more weeks of winter. Except this is football-hog day and it is also going back in his hole, which means that in 6 more weeks, we will be in the middle of August. The middle of August is when it all starts. Colleges are doing their two a days, and the NFL is giving us the Pre-season.
I could probably hold my breath for six weeks, thats how soon it will be Football season. If Football season was on the other side of a pool and I had to swim underwater to get their we could probably reach the other side just in time to take a big breath.
I can hear Corso telling me "Not So Fast" I can feel hell cooling down as Nick Saban takes back over his fall job as Head Coach of the Crimson Tide. I can taste the burgers that will be grilled at the tailgate. I can already see the beautiful College girls walking around downtown Gainesville on Game day with their sun dresses on. I can sense the bullshit all those Cajun fucks will be running when we are in Baton Rouge. I can hear the Bucs fans bitching and moaning over the 5 and 11 season that will be upcoming. Its coming and it will be Soon. Very Soon.


Native Minnow said...

This is the worst time of year for me sportswise. I don't follow baseball, so the time between the end of the NBA playoffs and the beginning of football season is a barren wasteland.

NTF said...

I am going to hibernate until the season gets here. After all I will need the rest for all the shit I will be talking in Baton Rouge.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Minnow -- I have been trying to get into Baseball since there is a team here in the Bay area but yes, waiting for Football season right now
NTF -- Amen brother although I have always felt you talk sensible trash but some of the baton rouge locals, not so much...

The Charming Hedonist said...

I think there's one thing we can agree on when it comes to football: Nick Saban is the Devil.