Little children in Africa or India are going to be wearing Oregon Ducks' National Championship T-shirts since the Ducks lost the Mythical National Championship game against the Auburn Tigers, and are in fact NOT the National Champions.
-
Sidebar: - (WooooHooooo SEC!)
-
Back to my point though, Before a Game such as what we had on Monday Night, T-shirts are printed out for both teams so they can have them immediately after the game. The losing team's stock is generally shipped off to Third World Countries and given to the desperate people of those little backwards ass places.
-
In India they might sleep 9 people in an 8x10 hovel of a home with an aluminum roof that makes pinging noises when it rains and also leaks, and some of those people will probably use their Oregon Duck National Champion shirts as Pajamas. I don't doubt those shirts are filled with Fluorescent Yellow and Fluorescent Green ugliness that kind of shines. Some of those people wearing those shirts, will be sleeping next to their kinfolk who are wearing their very own Buffalo Bill's Superbowl champion's shirts.
-
Kids in Third World countries must have a really skewed sense of who wins National Championship Football games and Superbowls.
-
So Third World Country kids, Listen up. The Auburn Tigers from The Southeastern Conference actually won the National Championship this year, and The Buffalo Bills had a Nice run of making it to the Superbowl 4 straight years, but alas they never won.
No comments:
Post a Comment