Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tiger Woods Jokes I have heard in the past few days

Tiger Woods hit a tree AND a fire hydrant. Must not have been able to choose between a wood or an Iron.
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The police asked Elin how many times she hit him? She told them I can't quite remember, just put me down for a 5.
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What the hell were they doing out at 2:30 in the morning? just "clubbing"
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what do baby seals and Tiger have in common? they both end up getting "clubbed" by Norwegians.
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3 comments:

Brian in Mpls said...

Classic

your psycho ex-girlfriend said...

OH. MY. GOD. i must say if he did ALL THAT or sorry, ALL THOSE women while his wifey poo was at home folding his undies well, i would beat the man too.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Its like a tabloid story on the sports pages. I usually don't follow celebrity gossip but this thing comes in on my sportstalk non freaking stop....