Friday, February 18, 2011

Harvey Updyke the Tree Poisoner

I am so angry at this Harvey Updyke Fellow. It's not like I am an Auburn Fan, I Love it when the Gators Beat them, but I honestly thought what they had with that Toilet Paper business and that Oak Tree was awesome college football stuff. I respected that tradition, and think its just a really cool thing that they did after Wins.

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Hopefully when that Oak Tree eventually Does Die, they can replace it with Some Kind Of a Junior College, Oak Tree Transfer. Maybe The Auburn administration can go over to Texas again and see what kind of Oak Trees they have growing on the Blinn Junior College Campus. It worked for them last year when they needed a Quarter -Back?
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Also, Auburn has Two Mascotts, The Tigers and the War Eagle. Maybe they could just get some really nice Pine Trees?-- Plus I heard that Cam Newton is Unaware the Oak Tree Has Been Poisoned, just like he was unaware of His Father trying to sell his services to Mississippi State, so if he is not aware, maybe the Tree Really didn't get Poisoned?
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Sure he has a Laptop now though that wasn't thrown out a window and he has probably been on the internet so he must know by now.
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http://www.huliq.com/3257/police-arrest-harvey-updyke-poisoning-auburns-toomers-corner-trees

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