So I go to the Doctor today for a routine checkup and during the process the man says to me: "You are in relatively decent condition for a slightly overweight, middle aged man." - The truth can hurt. I know I carry a little extra around my midsection. I also know that I am Middle Aged.
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The problem is when I see myself in the mirror I see how I used to be, and when I think of my age I still feel like I am in my early thirties. -- anyway, He just told me to Take my blood pressure pills, try to lose a little weight, don't drink quite as much, and come in next week so he can stick his finger in my butt. (Its called a digital exam, to check on my prostrate) - It is a completely normal exam for guys in my age range, but still------ I DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT....
Friday, March 30, 2012
DO NOT WANT!
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I AM NOT going to do that.
Yeah, I'm pretty smart for a middle aged alcoholic.
It's some scary stuff. But dying is probably still a little worse.
Do what I did. Get a young, cute, female doctor.
Tony, Nice idea, but I chose instead to miss my appointment. I know that was immature of me, and I also understand that hiding my head in the sand is stupid but in my opinion it was the exact right move. I do actually plan to reschedule though and not blow it off, I just have a real uncomfortableness with the mere thought... I Know better intellectually but the stupidness that I keep in my head won out this time.....
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