Friday, March 30, 2012

DO NOT WANT!

So I go to the Doctor today for a routine checkup and during the process the man says to me: "You are in relatively decent condition for a slightly overweight, middle aged man." -  The truth can hurt.  I know I carry a little extra around my midsection.  I also know that I am Middle Aged.
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The problem is when I see myself in the mirror I see how I used to be, and when I think of my age I still feel like I am in my early thirties. -- anyway,  He just told me to  Take my blood pressure pills,  try to lose a little weight,  don't drink quite as much, and come in next week so he can stick his finger in my butt.  (Its called a digital exam, to check on my prostrate) -  It is a completely normal exam for guys in my age range,  but still------ I DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT....      

4 comments:

Heff said...

I AM NOT going to do that.

Yeah, I'm pretty smart for a middle aged alcoholic.

Bill From Gainesville said...

It's some scary stuff. But dying is probably still a little worse.

Tony Scornavacca Jr. said...

Do what I did. Get a young, cute, female doctor.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Tony, Nice idea, but I chose instead to miss my appointment. I know that was immature of me, and I also understand that hiding my head in the sand is stupid but in my opinion it was the exact right move. I do actually plan to reschedule though and not blow it off, I just have a real uncomfortableness with the mere thought... I Know better intellectually but the stupidness that I keep in my head won out this time.....