A triple for the Billster, and an analogy to go with it

Wednesday Night Softball doubleheader tonight.  Lost the first one 24 to 20, and won the second game, 22 to 12.
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Not really bragging,  but I did think of an analogy that I want to use, so I have to tell you.  I usually just poke singles,  but tonight I had a Stand Up Triple.   That is allot of damn running right there for the Billster.  It is quite rare for me to hit for power anymore, but I was feeling it a little tonight.
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How rare is it for me to hit a Triple?  just about as rare as a true Lesbian sucking a penis.  (things Lesbians don't really do,  just like me hitting a stand up triple  lately )
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