Friday, August 29, 2008

Funny stuff I heard on the radio

An off duty police officer was driving his car down the road when he spotted a truck towing a trailer. On the back of the trailer was a "for sale" sign and a phone number. The off duty officer was in the market for a trailer and dialed the number as he was following the vehicle. He spoke with the owner of the trailer who advised that it had recently been stolen.
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The person who stole it did not bother to take the for sale sign off the trailer. The off duty police officer called his buddys and followed the guy until the on duty police pulled the driver over and arrested him for the theft. Criminals are stupid.
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A single father whose son is 13 years old, called in to Lex and Terry. The father sells various stuff to department stores for a living. One of his product lines are Mannequins. The problem he was calling in to get advice about was that he recently walked in on his son and his sons friend. they were both naked and each of them had their own naked mannequin. Obviously a disturbing thing to walk in on. As Lex and Terry were questioning the father on the particulars, it came out that the mannequin the son was with had a wig and makeup while the manequin the other kid was with was of the bald headed alien looking kind.
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Basically it turns out the son's friend was the wing man in this situation. Just sad to be a wing man when its Mannequins that you are picking up. ALSO quite amusing.

3 comments:

PhoenixHearse said...

Okay, seeing as how I've never been nor will ever be a 13-year-old boy, I have to ask...if you plan on doing something like this, would you really want to be naked in the same room with your naked friend? Wouldn't you do it alone?

Quin Browne said...

i didn't know mannequins had, um, orifices...

Bill From Gainesville said...

Phoenix -- that is troubling as well. It came up but as the whole deal is troubling they didn't really focus on that part although it was acknowledged. Its weird in the first place but even weirder the way it went down. I wonder if they were going to swap or something.
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QB - I dont think they do either but I think at 13 years old they may not have thought it through very well.