Friday, August 22, 2008

Fast Genetics

My goodness Usain Bolt is a fast dude. where do you sign up for that kind of speed. I want my genetics re-constructed or something. Living life as a slow white dude is something I am used to now, but damn, to just think about having that type of speed -it makes me want to believe in re-incarnation.
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I guess when I was signing up for re-incarnation, this past life, I must have got in the line for good looks and smarts, Not that you cant be good looking, smart AND fast, I just didn't get that particular line.
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Hopefully next time around I will pay attention to the various re-incarnation lines and will not miss the small print at the bottom. (This line will allow you to be born in America, blah blah blah - but unfortunately you will be slow as mollasses at running)
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5 comments:

PhoenixHearse said...

Is there a line for blonde and blisfully ignorant? I want that one.

The Charming Hedonist said...

I sure am gald I got into the fabulous red head line last time. Ooh, though next time I WILL read the fine print...

Bill From Gainesville said...

Phoenix, Hedo ---There are so many lines -- just read the fine print dont just read the first few attributes, like even Usain Bolt didnt get to be born in America

Native Minnow said...

He is a fast dude. HIs performances were amazing. Setting a new world record with a head wind? You've got to be kidding me.

I want to be reincarnated as the son of a rich oil sheik or something. I have no problem being the next (male) Paris Hilton.

Quin Browne said...

i wish he hadn't grandstanded, and really shown the power and speed he has... that would have been truly amazing.