Drunk Ass Tropical Storm Fay

As some friends and I were sitting in a restaurant watching the Thursday Night South Carolina College football opener, we got side tracked talking about Tropical Storm Fay and the way she was kind of like your drunk ass cousin.
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She started off all wobley down near Cuba. She looked like she had an Idea on where she was going to go, mostly swiping the West coast of Florida but then due to all the rum she must have had down in the tropics, began swaying over across the middle of the street/ errr state. She nicked Ft, lauderdale and Miami and drenched the Orlando area. It was like she constantly had to take a leak. She just kept peeing/ errrr raining.
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She cut out off the State into the Atlantic, but she wasn't done Partying. She hung out over Melbourne and Cocoa while she constantly told them how much she LOVED them. " I LOVE YOU MAN" she would say. Meanwhile Melbourne and Cocoa were sober and thinking to themselves I wish she would just sleep it off.
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She got her second wind and went off across North Central Florida into the Panhandle constantly just raining and peeing her way over the northern part of the state until she just kind of withered out into the South Eastern United States.