I went to the bar on Saturday to buy some wings to go. As I am waiting for them to cook, I overheard two waitresses having a conversation. -- One waitress was talking about going to the bahamas with a guy. The other waitress said something to the effect that she had heard this guy had previously beaten his wife. The first waitress said thats okay, for one, I am not his wife, and additionally she reasoned that no one beats their girlfriend on a first date in the bahamas.