You know that Guy, He talks about his fantasy football team, and you could give a shit. I am sometimes that guy. - It's like this, I am usually just a guy, but I do have this superpower about me, wherein I can run my mouth and tell you why I have such a great Fantasy Football team and I am going to win my league this year for sure Yada Yada Yada. --
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I wish I would have been given a better superpower then being able to talk incessantly about my own Fantasy team, but I can't fly, I don't get X-ray vision or super human strength.
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Don't worry though, after week one, I am OH and One. Pretty sure not only do I have a Lame ass superpower, its the kind of made up superpower like Batman has where its just a cool cape and a really fast car plus a gay little side-kick. No one wants to hear about how awesome my guys are, ---no, this post is about the fantasy team I am playing this week in my Old League.
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He has Tom Brady.
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Just look at him with his photo shopped tattoo of Pee Wee Herman on his throwing arm, and would you look at the hair on this guys head? Hey, Tom, Justin Bieber called, he wants his Gayness back.
-Next, My opponent this week is going to be running some Ricky Williams at me.
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Ricky and his constant drug tests because of his love of the GANJA, Ricky of the new age medicine, dread locks and doing interviews with his helmet on, Oh yes, did you remember when he posed for the cover of ESPN the magazine wearing a Bridal dress? Hey Ricky, Ronnie Brown called, He wants his fucking touches back.
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And what about the SOLDIER?
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Thats right, Kellen Winslow of the rant about being a "soldier" Of the guy who broke his leg playing around on a motorcycle. Kellen Winslow, Wearing a Browns Uniform and yelling in the middle of my blog post, even though he is currently a Buccaneer, the undefeated Bucaneers. Kellen Winslow of the flashy, always getting hurt and running his mouth. Hey, Kellen, your dad called, He wants his good name back.
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Thank Goodness Brady is up against the JETS this week.
5 comments:
Billy, Good stuff as usual. but it looks like you just gave up at the end there... you gotta finish strong. You gotta BUST IT!!!!
-Mr. Mully
Mully... agree, gotta break that out route sharp -- kind of lolly gagged it here, there should be no lollygagging in blog posting...
My fantasy league is so lame we didn't even hold our draft until Monday night. What league drafts AFTER the first weekend of games? I think my team's gonna suck. I hope I'm wrong.
Minnow. that is very lame indeed.
Great post. And guess what...I have Brady and loving it! :) However, Matt Forte has been my shining star and I continue to cheer for him each week. Why you ask? Because more running for Forte, means less throwing for Cry Baby Cutler. Nothing makes me happier than watching him throw interception after interception.
(Go Gators)
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