The Titans

The Tennessee Titans fascinate me. They are a good ass football team. They also have some quirks that amuse me. First of all, as I said before, they are good. They win, and you know how they win? They win by playing excellent Defense and they win because before you play them you know they are going to beat you by the score of 13 to 7 or 16 to 10. That is how they beat you. They can be up 42 to 6 and the final score will be either 13 to 7 or 16 to 10, one or the other. Thats how they are.
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They have a badass stadium and a bad ass coach. they like to boo there pro-bowl quarterback to the extent that now he is tired of winning 13 to 10 or whatever. They pay the guy millions so that they can watch kerry collins play QB, thats just how that franchise rolls.
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They run the back up the middle and then , whether it works or not, they run it again. then they either get the first down or they dont, and if they dont, they boooooo the hell out of the QB, and then they play Defense. That is what they do and who they are.
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They are hardnose and dont really believe in the forward pass. they will have stats that indicate they threw for 67 yards for an entire game.
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If Vince Young was still their quarterback, it would be like he was a catcher in Baseball and someone tried to steal on them, him, you know, whatever? It is 120 feet from the plate to second base, and if Vince is their Catcher, you know he would two hop it on his attempt to throw a runner out from that distance . Either that or he is going to throw it into Centerfield. Thats how they are and also who they are.
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Tjem.

The bug and the windshield

Sometimes you are the bug, and sometimes you are the windshield. Sometimes you look out the windshield, and sometimes you look at a computer screen. You need the windshield time to have the screen time, and you need the screen time to make the paper, except its not paper, its screen time on someone elses screen. Its all digital except for the check in the end. -
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EXCELLENT MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

WOW. That was a ridiculously good Monday Night Football game. Holy moly, they were playing some big time football right on my T.V in my living room!
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Philly is one and one, but I doubt there is a better team in the NFL then they are, except maybe the COWBOYS. Holy cow. That was TWO really good football teams. Next week we are on To SanDiego which is probably the best Oh and TWO football team out there....
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Love me some NFL. Oh yes, and Fantasy wise, Two and OH in the big league and one and one in the other league, and leading scorer in the league where I have the two victories. It's a long season but seriously, the most wonderful time of the year is the fall in America.
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And DeShawn Jackson? I know you are sick good, but what is up with that stupidness you did in the first half, seriously why are you so anxious to dance? How about scoring the damn touchdown first, and then lay the football on the ground.

Fantasy Football makes you feel bad about stuff

Anquan Boldin had THREE touchdowns today and the Dolphins only scored 10 points. I almost feel like it was my fault for pulling for the Boldin to do well except for the fact I had nothing to do with any of it.
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Bottom line I am up big tonight with Monday Night football to go. I will probably win. I have Donovan to go and the guy I am going against has T.O. I have about a hundred point advantage so its pretty much all mute.
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I could have ANQUAN do a little less but everytime he scored today I couldnt help but be happy even though it was against the fish... Whatever, Fantasy Football will do that to ya....

I LOVE THE NFL

Because the NFL is the shit. Because the NFL is full of the best athletes in the world, bar none. dont give me that shit about the NBA or fucking Soccer. Please. They play the most outstanding game in the world and at 53 players per team times 32 teams that means 1696 football players and the best of the best is an old Tennessee Volunteer. OH MY GOODNESS the man was rusty the man was out for the entire pre-season, got his ass kicked in week one and week two he acted like he was Peyton Fucking Manning. Know why, because he is Peyton Manning GOODNESS, Seriously that is an 8 and 8 team without him and a badass superbowl contender with him. I love the NFL and I love all of it, sure, I am going to root for a Dolphins win this next game but seriously I am also going to be rooting for the Pahokee graduate ANQUAN BOLDIN to catch some footballs because I have money on him doing so... and YES I want the dolphins to win but fuck Ricky Williams today.. just for today.... I dont have him on my Fantasy team and the guy I am playing does. Go DOLPHINS just not with Ricky Williams. Today only. and go ANQUAN just catch a lot of balls and some touchdowns and lets have the dolphins win. GOOD GOD ILOVEMESOMENFLFOOTBALL.

Bizzaro world is beautiful

The most beautiful people in America live right here in Miami, according to Yahoo. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080911/lf_nm_life/miami_dc_1
Last night I saw the reason why. I think its just a few women that skew the whole thing up, but they were all out last night and hanging on Lincoln Road in South Beach.
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Plus I saw a dude wearing a pink jump suit, complete with a skintight pink hoodie, with tiny little fairy wings on his back, doing tricks while riding a Unicycle. So the beautiful women were sitting in the little outdoor cafe, and the pink fairy dude with the unicycle was riding around on the sidewalk. Bizarre. Cool, but bizarre

Remembering 9-11

Seven years ago today I was in my cubicle working. They announced what happened in New York City, and then when the second one hit, they sent us all home. I was sick as a dog, went home, layed on my couch and just watched the coverage of it all day. My Ex Wife hadn't yet bought the business that became more important to her then us, but she was out with the prior owner investigating the thing. -- Its like when Kennedy was shot, everyone knows where they were when it happened.....

Happy Birthday Mom

Today my mom would have been 62 years old. This is the anniversary of her birthday but the first one since she died last November. Happy Birthday Mom. Miss ya.
Love Bill

Tailgate at the Gator Game

At The tailgate for the U of F, Miami Game last weekend.
Look at how we let Canes Fans hang with us. That Grille that hooks up on
the bumper is like My ladder, Damn straight a complement getter.

Hello blog world. Miss ya.
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I am a little bit busy -- I am not quitting the blogging business, I just don't have the energy right now nor are the words flowing --
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I can say this though, This Saturday I am NOT working during the Gator Game and the ass kicking that they are going to put on UM is something I am looking forward to greatly....

Drunk Ass Tropical Storm Fay

As some friends and I were sitting in a restaurant watching the Thursday Night South Carolina College football opener, we got side tracked talking about Tropical Storm Fay and the way she was kind of like your drunk ass cousin.
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She started off all wobley down near Cuba. She looked like she had an Idea on where she was going to go, mostly swiping the West coast of Florida but then due to all the rum she must have had down in the tropics, began swaying over across the middle of the street/ errr state. She nicked Ft, lauderdale and Miami and drenched the Orlando area. It was like she constantly had to take a leak. She just kept peeing/ errrr raining.
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She cut out off the State into the Atlantic, but she wasn't done Partying. She hung out over Melbourne and Cocoa while she constantly told them how much she LOVED them. " I LOVE YOU MAN" she would say. Meanwhile Melbourne and Cocoa were sober and thinking to themselves I wish she would just sleep it off.
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She got her second wind and went off across North Central Florida into the Panhandle constantly just raining and peeing her way over the northern part of the state until she just kind of withered out into the South Eastern United States.

Funny stuff I heard on the radio

An off duty police officer was driving his car down the road when he spotted a truck towing a trailer. On the back of the trailer was a "for sale" sign and a phone number. The off duty officer was in the market for a trailer and dialed the number as he was following the vehicle. He spoke with the owner of the trailer who advised that it had recently been stolen.
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The person who stole it did not bother to take the for sale sign off the trailer. The off duty police officer called his buddys and followed the guy until the on duty police pulled the driver over and arrested him for the theft. Criminals are stupid.
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A single father whose son is 13 years old, called in to Lex and Terry. The father sells various stuff to department stores for a living. One of his product lines are Mannequins. The problem he was calling in to get advice about was that he recently walked in on his son and his sons friend. they were both naked and each of them had their own naked mannequin. Obviously a disturbing thing to walk in on. As Lex and Terry were questioning the father on the particulars, it came out that the mannequin the son was with had a wig and makeup while the manequin the other kid was with was of the bald headed alien looking kind.
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Basically it turns out the son's friend was the wing man in this situation. Just sad to be a wing man when its Mannequins that you are picking up. ALSO quite amusing.